Catfished by Fry from Futurama

Date: 8/31/2016

I got a text. The guy was saying he was Fry from Futurama. Of course I didn't believe him but I kept texting him for fun. He asked my name and phone number (even though he was already texting me on my phone?) so I gave him my first name and my moms phone number (?) We kept texting about random stuff and he was definitely staying in character. I felt like I was really talking to Fry. He also kept sending me pictures of emo scene girls and saying that's what his real face looked like. About three days later we felt like we really hit it off so we decided to meet up in a park. But I was suspicious, so I brought a knife with me. My parents and a bunch of my friends also came because we were sure he was catfishing me. When we got to his house he was a 30 year old child predator named John and his house was immediately destroyed with a wrecking ball.