Dream resort

Date: 12/5/2019

I was staying in this beach house of some sort. I remember talking to someone and telling them that the place was a time share that my parents went to once a year. I suddenly remembered that in the backyard was a lot of wild territory and I decided to go out and explore. I walked out of a door on the side of the house and behind the house I saw a rocky ravine. I looked down into it and it dropped about 12 feet to a river. I remembered that I have a canoe and I’ve ridden on that river many times, and I told myself that I need to ride it again before I leave. I walked alongside the ravine and the river gradually rose up to ground level, then I came upon a pool with some strange animals along the shore, near me was a swan with dark feathers and on the other side of the river was a strange animal with scales like a pangolin. I stepped into the water and suddenly remembered that there were alligators and other potentially dangerous animals in this water. I reached another house, but this one looked more like a small convention center. There was a railing and I tried to pull myself up and over it, but the strength in my arms was suddenly gone and all I could do was hang there. I finally got over it and continued in the same direction until I reached a beach. There were lots of people there, and across the water was an island with structures and lights that reminded me of something in Vegas. I talked to someone and told them that where the island was, there used to be a giant forest. I had vivid memories of this old forest. I pointed to this place on the island where they were advertising a “Witch Gift Shop” or something like that and I told them that real witches once lived in that forest and now all they have is a witch gift shop. There was a large arching foot bridge that led to the island, so I crossed it. On the other side I entered the main building which was covered in Vegas-y lights, there were some showgirl-looking women in American flag outfits and I thought the whole thing looked gaudy and ridiculous. I went into a room that was sort of a cafeteria filled with people and there were TVs on the wall showing a cartoon. The people in the cartoon were waiting in line and I saw several of the cartoon men get erections and I thought, “How the hell is this allowed to be on TV?” Then I was talking to a man and woman who vaguely reminded me of mulder and scully, I was telling them that there was a ferry that would take us back to the mainland. I vaguely remember a talking dog in this part, and a woman who was checking everyone’s luggage like a TSA agent. She took out this mechanical device and each individual battery in the device could play its own unique song.