Drake

Date: 7/24/2019

By nhudon

I had a dream that P Diddy showed up at my childhood home doorstep. I answered his knocking, and he handed me a pair of keys and mentioned that Drake had parked his car in my backyard and that I should move it for him before he returns from wherever. I was so confused. I went to look in my backyard and I can’t remember what kind of car he had but I remember that it was definitely too nice for me to even look at. The weirdest part of the whole thing was that he wasn’t even parked in my back yard, he was somehow parked on my back porch! Which seemed impossible. My porch wasn’t that big and there’s also a set of stairs just to get up to the deck. I remember thinking oh my god how in the world will I get this car off my porch without ruining it completely?! Before I even had a chance to figure it out, I saw Drake standing in front of me. I remember I was wearing pajamas or some sort of clothing I was embarrassed about. I just felt so gross being surrounded by such wealth in my current state. Instead of trying to wiggle myself into Drakes life any further I was just straight up. I threw his keys back at him and said sorry I can’t help and then left him to get his car for himself. Wtf?