Date: 7/30/2019
By Y0Universe
I went into an old abandoned building, searching for dinosaurs that had been kept inside. On the upper floor I found a room with a bunch of birds. I checked through them to see if any of them were dinosaurs. They all appeared to be regular birds. Some were babies. I wanted to let them free but I had a friend coming to check to see if they were dinosaurs. I saw a cage with two baby ostriches. So I put one in my pocket. Then my friend Callie Otto showed up at the elevator. She gave me a kiss. Then we went back to find the bird room. We couldn't find it. Then we realized it was 9:15pm and parking only went until 9pm. So we rushed out to the parking lot. Then cops showed up. They searched me for drugs. They weren't able to find a joint on me. But they found a collection of rocks I had labeled. They accused me of stealing these rocks and I told them I found them. I told the cop I was a student of geology and was explain how rocks had black carbon inclusions because something had once died on those spots.