Marriage spanked proof

Date: 11/6/2018

So fake boyfriend and I go play flying to what we think is a deserted astral island for unsolicited sex. We arrive through rough waves onto a rocky sandy shoreline. Would be great, but we are knackered from the effort. What’s more a ship load of family members and friends has followed us, got wrecked on the cliff and washed up on the beach too. We look at each other exhausted, disappointed and embarrassed to be caught thinking of stuff we shouldn’t. 😒 FB is annoyed even to be caught out doing something not respectable. To make it even worse some huge moralistic coast guard/church island squire turns up, all ruddy faced and dressed in a 18th century patched leather outfit, complete blue wool long coat and three cornered hat. I would laugh but the guy is all stern and fearsome. Kind of like he’s the local authority and he doesn’t approve of unmarried couples. Any single people and all the group will be sent back into the waves. There are old, young and sick people in the group. They won’t be able to swim in the stormy water. I’m not even sure I could. I’m feeling pretty weak. FB takes the advantage, tells squire dude we are married. I’m completely taken aback. 😯🙂 But squires not having any of it. He says he knows I’m not married and is getting his men to find an old clapped out rowing boat to put us all back to sea. I think he’s red faced, looney and ridiculous, but he’s too big and stubborn to argue with. FB still not backing down he’s says to squire “So Marry us!” “I’ll need proof of consummation.” Says squire. “Suits me.” Shrugs FB Next thing I know I being hauled over stupid squires shoulder and he lunges me across the beach. FB following. I protest. FB give my arse a heavy painful slap. 🤬 I am mortified. Wake up as I’m being taken to squires seaside wooden house to be forced married by both men. Best slutty dream I’ve had for a while.😆🤪