Fastest Football Player Ever

Date: 11/23/2016

I was a black dreaded wideout on the UOM football team and I was the fastest player to ever play the game. I was also super agile. The ball would come to me more times than not. I played as a wideout and would sometimes play half back. We were playing MSU. It was near the end of the game. The score was 75-82. We were down. I was kicked the ball and returned it for a touchdown juking out their entire team and burning them with speed. The crowd went crazy and the game was tied. Our defense ended up stoping the other team and they punted. We had one final drive left, the clock was low. We did a trick play were the ball was live but nobody realized the ball was in play, I began walking towards the end zone. Then the opponents realized it was in play but I was already in open field. I ran it almost the entire field, down within the 10 yard line. The crowd went wild and the clock was low. We did another play that I hurdled two players on a jump that lasted 5 yards, which brought me into the end zone. A foul got called on one of my teammates and somehow we got brought back to the 40. All eyes where on me. Everyone was debating the call with the ref and I told everyone to set up, let's play, I got a game to win! The ref said with a fan boy smile "You fast enough to get in that end zone" and I said "you better not blink". The ball was hiked and I juked out the whole team and made it into the end zone. We won the game with the score finishing at 82-88.