Date: 1/9/2018
By NickyM
On a road trip with a few friends and bro. Go by a place that has a restaurant and strip club attached to it. Go in and Sit down. Order drinks and food. Eat our food. Then head to bar for more drinks. Standing there with bro who had no money when we got there and he offers to pay. Confused I ask how you get cash? He winks and then motions at this girl beside us ordering drinks who had a stack of cash sitting on the counter. Clearly he stole it from this pile. I just shrug it off until she realized someone had stole some. She accuses both us and we deny it. She’s freaking out so the manager comes over. I order more drinks and while that was going on I guess my bro admitted to stealing the cash. He gets taken into office. Our group is about to head outside when all these strippers come out and start hauling buddies into the club. Each friend has one on their arm, except I get left out. When I ask what about me the last girl says sorry private party there’s no girls left. Pissed off I start walking away. When I’m about 50 ft away a blonde comes running after me. Says don’t be upset and offers me a free private dance. So we head into the club past all the people partying and into a large private room. It sit down and she starts giving me a lap dance. She leans in and asks if I want a bj. I agree, she unzips and starts sucking. Ten mins go by and all of a sudden the door busts open and people start coming in including my buddies. Two sit on the couch next to me while I’m still gettting sucked. Awkward. Then one asks how much that cost you. I laugh and say I didn’t pay her anything. She kept trying but it wasn’t guna happen so she gets up and says it would take to long to get me off. Someone comes in and says the live porn show will start soon. We decide to leave. Head outside and are heading to the truck when I wake up.