Nick Wars

Date: 9/1/2021

Prologue: So a couple of weird things happened. Here it goes: I was at the grocery store with my mom, we bought some eggnog, and then our family went to visit our aunt Aìda’s house in Florida. While the grownups were eating, I remember playing Xbox with my cousin Sofia, and I guess I did something that upset her (I don’t know what) and she accused me in front of the dinner table. (Weird) Plot: I was on a tropical cruise (sponsored by Nickelodeon) and I was walking around marveling at the enormous ship. There was a hat rack, and I remember seeing sn Indiana Jones fedora hanging on it (probably an Easter egg.) Spongebob and Plankton were in a corner fighting over the secret Krabby Patty formula (ok?) and all of a sudden, I’m wearing my brown Star Wars Resistance jacket. Apparently I’m in a show that’s practically a Star Wars ripoff, and there’s a tall guy with gray fur who’s supposed to be Chewbacca? Anyway as the plot advances, my friend Dora comes into the scene. (And if you didn’t know, Dora Dolphin plays Leni Loud in the upcoming A Loud House Christmas movie.) She’s supposed to play an imperial spy who’s infiltrating the rebel base. “General, we’re being attacked!” she says. “Stay here Lieutenant, Obi Wan and I will check it out.” I reply as I put my hand on my lightsaber hilt and I’m accompanied by a guy with a gray beard and a brown robe. Weird.