A wild night

Date: 8/30/2018

So I wanted to go with goku but since I couldn’t fly he offered I could come with if I could ride the nimbus My papa didn’t want me going so we snuck off But something happened so I came back Afterwards me and my friend was being punished for me sneaking off so we and the pigs made a run for it (don’t know what pigs have to do with anything) so we ran up the road and my papa tried to his us with his car So I told everyone to go ahead I’ll distract him As he kept driving towards me I jumped out of the way and ran downhill behind some cactuses so he couldn’t find me (cactuses?) So then I went into town hoping I could find everyone But I was hungry so I went back to my papas to grab my wallet I figured nobody’d be there since he’d probably still be looking for me So I ran inside and grabbed my wallet and ran out when he tried to run me over with his car again I got tired of him chasing me so I stood there and waited for him to hit me At the last second I stepped onto the hood of the car dropped a rock and stepped onto the roof of the car and hopped off The rock fell and broke then windshield and bought me some time So I went back to town and went to the ice cream store and saw my friend who wanted a pigscicle (one of those weird ice cream things like sonic sickle thingies (now I feel like I’m making words up)) So I bought a few and then I woke up Weirdest part is my papas a incredibly nice guy