Belfast dog shite

Date: 5/11/2019

Was cruising with my friend Cameron who is a childhood friend of mine. He told me that he was stoked to be hanging out again and he wished me happy birthday on the 9th of May. A few years back I stayed at his house and we celebrated my bday early so I thought it was funny that he remembered the date as that, his parents thought I was April born because they bought my gift in April. We left the parking lot and he gave me my gift, a pair of birks which was funny, then another pair of shoes but this time football boots. I put on roller blades and began shooting down a hill near my house past a group of 3 preteens, they saw how fast I was going and tried to follow on a skateboard. One kid had no control and I thought he was going to eat shit but he was fine. The boy jumped off and the board went on the road I shouted at him to go get it and he ran off after it. We caught up with it at the end of the ormeau road which is a little rough. My sister and brother were there walking a dog and Anna had put a Simpsons meme over a historically important mural. I spent a minute or so trying to get the wooden printed meme down off the hook but wasn’t able to do it. A sketchy, rough man came out and pulled out a knife to cut the cord & I thanked him. My brother got into an argument with him because our dog had a full shit stuck to his arse. The weird man pulled down his pants, spread his ass and kept telling my brother he needed to wipe the dog there, pointing to his own ass. This riled my brother up and he came up with reasons why it wasn’t his responsibility.