Simon Cowell reported me as missing

Date: 10/18/2018

I was driving to my Nans and on the way I find Simon Cowell who has just had a car accident. I asked him how he was but he said alright so I was like “cool I’ll be off then x” so I carry on driving to my Nans when I see the feds with their lights on so I pull over. They end up being for ME and pull me over and say “Simon Cowell has reported you as missing cus you didn’t tell anyone you were going to your Nans”??? So I go to my Nans but I can’t get in cus their front door is a massive fridge?? PaRdoN ??