Date: 6/25/2020
By pretzeling
My roommates and I decided that we needed to stay in LA for one more month, so we all became subletters at a random apartment. The place was small — a living room and 2 bedrooms — and held 8 people. Even worse, there was only one king sized bed per bedroom, so 4 people had to share a bed. It was so cramped that it was hard for me to use my laptop on the bed without hitting someone else with my elbow. My roommate was also using a laptop and had left their pair of glasses on the bed, which I accidentally rolled on top of and broke. My roommate had also prepared a large Mason jar of cold brew coffee with lots of cream and sugar. To be nice, they offered it to a high/drunk frat guy who also lived at the apartment. The frat guy accidentally spilled the ENTIRE jar of creamy coffee onto the living room carpet. It was a brown shag carpet that soaked up all the liquid. He didn’t know where the vacuum or cleaning supplies were so he just left it there. Later, everyone laid on the bed and watch some “performance art” that one of the roommates that prepared and was forcing everyone to see. They had gotten some friends and were doing a choreographed fight scene in superhero cosplay, and showing off their cosplay weapons.