Date: 7/1/2020
By UniqueStarque
I have a leaf blower and I'm blowing a lawn in front of an enormous red curtain. Somehow, the leaf blower begins sucking from behind the curtain and shooting cash out the nose of the blower. I realize that behind the curtain is a closed bank (wellsfargo?). It is stocked with cash. Th money that shot through the blower is shooting everywhere. Kids begin running around and picking up the money. I try to tell them to stop, that it isnt theirs and they are stealing. I continue begging them to return it, but they couldnt care less. So I begun telling them about a scripture in the Bible... I tell them... ”God’s word says that neither murderers, nor adulterers, nor thieves will enter the kingdom of heaven. Repent!” I go on to explain what adultery is. As I’m preaching, some of the kids feel convicted of stealing and repent... Others couldn’t care less. As I preach, a crowd begins to gather around me, parents, adults, and other people gather to hear what I’m saying. End.