Vampires and the gym

Date: 7/8/2017

I just joined the gym up the street to so for whatever reason wanted to go work out despite it being after midnight. I break into the gym only to be attacked by the two from the movie interview with a vampire and they start fighting with each other over how to kill me one ends up selling me online to his friend and the other starts eating me from behind at this point I'm somehow back in my room and standing there in nothing but a towel. They end up almost killing me and as a reward for being such a good sport over it they gave me ice cream lol 😂