Toucan adoption, London colony

Date: 11/12/2019

These old folks like the look of the toucan and keep it because it looks like a Jew like them on top of a I forget body. But it cannot survive well. But it’s hard for the bird to survive the winter even though they dress it in a little leaf hat and parka. And the toucan eats seed which is why Haniel and I gave it to the old people. We didn’t have any more seed. I had discovered that I was living in a very fancy part of the United States northeast once someone explained to me I was technically living in a piece of London. Here there were four universities in a very small area including Cornell and a prestigious art school. And I thought to myself wow I can find myself a really smart guy here this is a gold mine of eligible bachelors. We went to subway and I don’t know why I ordered a burger just the way my friend did but I had only meant to order a chicken noodle soup. And now I felt insecure for copying him. And then at the end of the line he actually submitted his application to work at subway.