I ate a cactus 🌵

Date: 11/29/2018

I was grocrey shopping at Netto. I was back in Germany, but there wasn't anyone with me from my family, only random strangers at the store. I remember taking some apples, and some round small cacti (I was holding them in my hands, I didnt have a bag with me) as I was looking around. I took a bite of an apple while I was looking at products on shelves. Considering it was a small apple I ate it pretty quickly. Then I started eating a cactus. By the time I got to the cash register I already ate more than half of the "groceries" I had with me. The cashier just scanned them and told me the price. I don't think anyone noticed I ate some of them before paying. The price was 4€ but in my wallet i had mostly fenings. I did manage to dig out the money I needed, even though in the process of searching for it a lot of pennies ended up scattered everywhere on the floor. I picked them all up wich took me 2 minutes of annoyed looks from everyone present there (and my face resembling a tomato as a result). After I paid I went towards the exit, happy I'll finally get out of here, and hopefully these people won't remember this ever happened, but nope. Just as I was passing trough the metal door an alarm sounded off (I have never embarassed myself more in a dream wtf). In the dream I thought the alarm was reacting to the cactus in my stomach. Soon the menager of the store got there and told me that it's ok that I can pass trough, apearantly sometimes it just randomly reacts to peoples buttons on clothes. After I exited the store I woke up.