royals

Date: 7/17/2020

i went to my brother and his wife’s new house. it was smaller than i expected but i still liked it. between the living room and the entrance was a wall of mirrors which you could fold back to get through. i liked it but my mum thought it was tacky. his wife was part of the royal family and i wondered if he had ever met the queen or prince william. i don’t remember how but i stained the sofa. i felt really bad and flipped the cushion over so it couldn’t be seen. everything me or my family did felt embarrassing and i wanted to leave. she was being really judgy and did not look happy about us being in her house. - i was on a school trip which involved staying somewhere and eating dinner there. they randomly gave everyone a different dinner and i was assigned spaghetti bolognese with a banana for dessert. i immediately felt bad because i hate spaghetti bolognese and would not eat any of it. i told my friend N and she put her hand up and told the teachers for me and they offered to give me cheese on toast instead which was something i liked. as we were leaving the coach driver said he wanted to take us to the place where we could charge our airpods. he drove us down into this dark car park and suddenly the charging ports near each seat lit up blue and people could charge their airpods. on the way down he was diving really dangerously and hit the wall several times. - i was on a ship with a couple of my friends. my aunt, uncle and cousin were also in a room. my younger brother was with me too. near the bottom of the ship was jacksepticeye. he was recording a video in his minecraft world and we both asked to see. it was almost an exact replica of the ship we were on and i made a mental note to recreate it later. higher up on the ship was dave grohl. he was giving an interview via skype at the time. my brother and i just sat in and listened to him talk about his life. midway through the interview dave switched into ringo starr. we listen in as ringo talks about the beatles and how john secretly hated lots of things but i can’t remember what they were. after this interview ended, my brother and i wanted to go back down lower in the ship but we couldn’t find the stairs. we ran into my aunt and uncle’s room accidentally as my cousin was being changed (he’s a teenager) and my aunt was very passive aggressive about our lack of a knock. we eventually found them in a weird place and jacksepticeye was sliding down them from the top on his front.