Keanu was in NSYNC

Date: 6/27/2022

I was shopping and saw an NSYNC poster, but Keanu Reeves was on it. I said to my friend "I never knew Keanu was in NSYNC!" Then I realized that the band name is supposed to be the last letter of everyone's name, but there's no U. So they must have used the second to last letter of Keanu, which is dumb. Suddenly Keanu himself was there! He was just sitting next to the poster like he was on a campaign to teach people that he was in NSYNC. I said "oh my gosh, hi! I never knew you were in NSYNC." He said "yeah, a lot of people don't. My doctor, who delivered all of my children and all of my mother's children, didn't know either."