2 schools and psycho driver

Date: 4/11/2024

By Chaos/SSJ

So my dreams starts in a classroom. I remember being in a computer lab and the teacher was yelling at everyone to shut up yet there was always one person who wouldnt. However the teacher seemed more annoyed with me instead bc I didn’t realize we were supposed to be saluting the flag (which for some odd reason my first thought was “its 2024, can they make us solute the flag???”) before dismissal. After that class we went to english and they wanted us to read 50 pages and answer questions for each page and write them down. I thought there was only 20 minutes right? There no way we could be done in time. I looked at the clock and it was 20 mins, which that flew by fast bc after a few seconds i checked again and i had 12 minutes. Around 8 minutes the teacher started calling on ppl for answers and I hadn’t even read the first page, when she clled on me i just said “for 10, C!” And she goes thats wrong it shouldve been B and so i wrote B hoping shed go to the next person but we all just was silent until the bell rung. Once it did the teacher didn’t let us go to the busses but had us go to the cafeteria instead. I remember everyone was clueless where to line up and some kid was even saying go to the back, go to the back. After the full line when we got to the front wed realized it was pizza and bc we were the last class to eat wed only have 1-0 pepperonis for every slice. The cafeteria person too would be willing to cut your slices for you but his arm was so fat hed lay it ALL OVER YOUR PLATE…. I simply just asked if i could just cut it myself bc I wasn’t gonna eat if someone elses arm had been all over my food. Then some classmates asked me why i got so much and. Had to remind them i was the only one who was able to go to lunch last so i hadn’t eaten anything for the entire day. After i had eaten I remember talking to some guy and falling asleep next to him after he agreed to take me home. I dozed off and woke up on a motorcycle with my face extremely close to the road. He yelled “you awake???” And my first thought was “you’re gonna get me killed” he kept making every turn require the back to lean closer and closer to the road. After a while we were coming up by a huge place and i question “huh, i wonder if thats my little sisters school” and he goes “i doubt it” as we get closer and closer the place becomes more into view and i realized its literally a miles long palace. Idk what my psycho driver was doing because next we were being launches hundreds of feet into the air. He lands perfectly on his bike though…. I didn’t… he landed somehow before the front gates of the palace, i however realized i didn’t have shoes on as i landed on my feet in the grass nearby which the momentum carried me into a spin where i begun to fall on my face which i landed on my hands and begun to roll around in the dirt somehow unharmed… ppl inside the gate was rushing out to check on me. As i got up i said i wasn’t hurt but my feet were probably bleeding underneath. The ppl there suggested i climbed over the fences with them so my driver did so i followed. As i did them and the whole palace was singing fairly odd parents. As we continued roaming the palace we walked into a room with a few old ppl in it, one being my cousins parents. We begin to relax seeing a familiar face and I question if this palace is where my cousin goes to school. For some reason , at this point i was shirtless… and i heard that i was lucky bc i was about to witness something huge. My first thought… the owner of this palace. As a prince walked through the doors, he smiled at me as he walked past. I tried to smile back but i was so nervous i could only frown. When he walked past me i could feel a lot of eyes on me as i was trying to get ahold of my facial expressions by practicing to literally smile. As he walked back in i still couldn’t, at this point I realized i was sweating from the pressure and the fact i was shirtless before the prince did not help. In fact, when we first made eye contact my thoughts were “suck in the gut and flex, but not obvious. Just enough to make him think im just some rando who needs to be kicked out” which is probably why he smiled at me… after he came back into the room his guard sat next to me and opened a stick of deodorant… ig i was sweating so much the guards wanted to deodorize me. I lifted my arms and i kid you not they covered everywhere with deodorant. I was basically wearing a shirt of deodorant. Then the guard pulled out a game console and begun to play mario for me to watch… honestly, it looked like i was witnessing a god play. Mario was wearing a link outfit, the link would slay the enemies so he could rush by the maze traps before the path filled up with flames. Some enemies you had to jump and time it right to kill 2 with one swing so youd have time to leave before the flames going off. I remember being absolutely baffled by his skills. You could tell he had spent hours and hours playing possibly just that one stage which as i watched him doing the impossible stages he seemed as if he was trying to impress ME????? Every time he died, i mean every single time, he looked at me and went “UGHH, im so sorry i cant believe i died there” and im just like “dude… its okay… I could’ve probably did first try if i was able to focus enough but that wouldve taken a million attempts to achieve” as i kept watching i glanced at the prince who was eyeballing us while smiling, something told me the guy plays to impress the prince a lot. Unfortunately i woke up and didn’t see how this ended but i think the reason the prince liked me bc he thought i was some type of god for surviving a 100 ft fall