Date: 9/22/2018
By jaysun
Stuck in a snowstorm between days 2/3 of a festival. Back home when it happens, get into an argument with Mom about waiting too long to leave before the snow began falling really heavy. Somehow end up with a clone of myself who I suggest should stay to keep my mom company while I go meet up with my friends to continue the festival. The FBI texts me on my phone, asking me to talk (obviously they’ve found out about the clone). Clone and I have shared existential crisis - one of us must die Scene cuts to black Officer Tom and Jenny stick their guns through a hole and shoot at the FBI helis, they high five and yell booyah. They’ve been played. The helis unleash holy hell on them in a blaze of fire. The clone and I are still alive