Take me to your leader.

Date: 12/29/2016

By kidneypunch

Began with a few friends and myself walking along until I told them it was snowing and we turned to watch. Somehow, we ended up looking at the constellations and we ended up seeing a UFO. The UFO landed, something began to tell us to get inside, and go to their world. I agreed, and started to gather my things, and my cat too. My brother, Ryan, came along too. We got into the ship, but as we took off, everything went black. (We ended up using flour to fuel the ship) When I woke up, I met this girl, and she told me that the world was perfect. (Utopian wise) and she suddenly tells me that she doesn't know what a lesbian/bisexual is. We ended up holding hands. As we're walking around to find someone, who we couldn't find, A janitor came running up the stairs and we hid. We ended up getting caught and I got yelled at for causing trouble; Like shedding my hair; And the janitor let us go. (apparently people don't grow hair either) The girl explained that they were born with the same length hair and it stayed that way their whole life. Later, I found Mr. Soik, (Mr. Soik was my Science fiction teacher) the guy who wanted me to go to their planet and I found out he's only a hologram. When he didn't answer, I stole his address book and I ran. This woman told me where to find his house, when two girls came and stole the box back. I threatened them, saying I was going to cause Chaos, since they didn't know what that was. That's when I woke.