Date: 10/17/2017
By Y0Universe
I got invited to this girls house, who was rather good looking. We were going to get it on and I went to go find a condom. I noticed that she had an Apple Materializer, and didn't want to use my own condom because it was thick, so I said "Hey Siri, can I have a condom." But then the girl was gave me this box with some in it. It was like this future condom that cupped your balls. Right when I got it on. And was going to enter in. The front door to the apartment flings open and two guys come in all happy. One red headed guy says "hey babe, we got some blah blah blah at the store." The BF guys friend had walked in first and was just standing arms cross against the wall waiting for him to notice what was occurring. I immediately started trying to get my things. Told them I literally just put he condom on and nothing had even happened yet. Which cooled him down a lot, he was actually decently cool to me, I told him I had no idea she was seeing anyone. Me and the guys friend walked out to the street chatting about it all.