The ball

Date: 8/2/2016

I was walking I'm the woods there was no one around. a black bear aproached me and I laid down and acted like a tree. it sniffed me almost knowing I wasn't a tree I got horrified then it jumped around like a dog and walked away. I continued walking till I got to my house. I was instantly told I'm going to a ball. of course the other 2 going were fry (from futurama) amd some guy I didn't know. When I arrived there was many people there. I spoke to the guy checking people's invitations to let them in. I asked what this ball was for and he said it was a ball for women to find their future husbands. I instantly was angry at my mom for making me dress all fancy amd go here to find a wife, but I didn't have much time to think cuz I saw fry getting kicked out. I didn't question it cuz you know its fry. I went in with my nice black suit with a white inside and some sort of design on the undershirt, a few minutes after going in someone aproached me. It was a girl she had light brown hair, and brown eyes she was wearing a yellow dress, she aproached me with a smile. I pretended not to notice her, I just walked away and leaned on a wall in the corner and checked if my long slicked back hair was ok. I was there for only about a minute till she came over and declared "your the one". I just thought aw f cuz I'm a shy guy from mario. I talked to her and she was really cool, I don't know why I avoided her in the first place, we decided we would get married next year when we were 17. I figured I would get going after she gave me a kiss and said she had to go, the second she walked away another gut tried to talk to her amd she just pointed at me and left. I got out of there and went home. at home I was told I had to sneak back in as a butler so I dressed up and slicked my long hair back again and went. I came to the door and the guard let me in with no trouble. I had the butler suit and white gloves. idk what I did I'm there but I ended up leaving into the woods I was passing a river when the bear came. I did the same thimg acted like a tree and the bear did the same thing sniffed me jumped like a dog then left. Then I woke up.