Date: 4/10/2016
By jo3yshaw
So I'm playing football and were in the championship game. But it hasn't started yet, we're just on our way to the field. Me and several of my friends are all members of the team. Fast forward, don't remember any details or about playing the game. But I guess we won, and we're going to celebrate our victory at like Pizza Hut or something like some kids in little league. We're standing in line and this guy walks in and hops in the back of the line... It's the Fonz! Lol So we all start talking about how awesome the Fonz is without pointing out that he's standing right there and he gets a real nervous look on his face and starts back pedaling back out of the restaurant. He walks back in almost immediately, wearing an apron and pushing a cleaning cart full of "supplies." Then he just kind of stands next to the line like he's waiting for something. For some reason Bernie Sanders is also at this restaurant lol. He's the guy in line just in front of us. He decides he needs to jump out of line to use the restroom. As he walks in, the Fonz grabs one of the containers from his cart and starts sprinkling some kind of liquid all over the floor in front of and just inside the bathroom door. He then grabs another container of some kind of powder and begins spreading over the areas he just put down the liquid. My cousin is there, he's a cop. He strolls over to the bathroom door and closes it so the Fonz can't go back in there. For some unknown reason, we all realize this is like some kind of assassination attempt on Bernie. Lol (don't ask me how or why) My cousin, who in real life is a hard core conservative republican, stands in front of the bathroom door to prevent the Fonz from being able to get to Bernie. At which point the Fonz realizes the gig is up and starts to flee the restaurant. Then I woke up to the sound of the coffee grinder..... No clue where that was going or where it came from in the first place.