big rat

Date: 4/29/2024

By kceisbrenner

i was up north, it was raining i was looking for something, i don't remember what, and i found a huge rat so i grabbed it and hid it in the crook of my arm. i was petting it and walking around with it and giving it cookies. it was exactly the same size as bean so we put frankie's harness on it and mom started petting it and talking to it like it was bean after talking about how gross it was bc she thought it was him. also before that me and some random girls were swimming near the shore in front of the byarskis place and there were a bunch of guys on the porch with a clothing rack of shirts. we were swimming around waiting for them to throw a shirt into the water that matched our tail (bc we were all mermaids for some reason) so we could leave, but i think if we left we had to go with the guy that threw it?? so some of them were throwing shirts and no one was picking it up. idk it was weird also at one point i talked to grandma on the phone and she was watching a tv show about "a western and ancient civilization" but doc holliday was in it for some reason