Welcome to Walmart

Date: 8/21/2017

By MuffinFluffin

(Any dream pre-2017 does not have an exact date; many are guesses based on text message receipts and iPod notes) I was standing in what looked to be the electronics section of Walmart based on the blue-stripped theme covering the walls. In hindsight it could've been Best Buy, but there was no logo to distinguish and, in addition, there were other unlabeled sections of non-electronic items (toys, lawnmowers, etc.) However, I was staring at what seemed to be the only item in the section: an old fashioned boxed television (dark gray) blaring techno music with a few people scattered around me. The screen has a pink/rainbow background, displaying lyrics to the high pitched vocalist: "It was the only way goodbye Uu-ah-uu-ahh-ah-oh (A la la loop) It makes me wanna break down and cry But I gotta get my life back and How could you hate me After all the things I've done for you (A la la loop) It makes me wanna break down and cry But it's the only way goodbye..." After the chorus transitions into a rave-like musical breakdown, the electronics department suddenly vanished and I watched as three giant furries - a yellow rabbit, a pink mouse, and a third animal I cannot remember - danced ecstatically to the song. I woke up questioning my existence.