Date: 10/2/2025
By jaysun
Monkey man frozen in public urinal with other monkey friends. Big earthquake happening, monkey sees crack forming in ground. Monkey keeps climbing up and up to escape until shaking is over. Monkey finds the top of pile and able to escape. Monkey goes to find help to rescue monkey friends stuck in ice. Orange van is the key to urinal location west of city. Monkey meets with other friends in city downtown to let them know what happened. He is scared because he doesn’t know what will happen to his friends frozen under rubble. Monkey calls cops, only gets voicemail. Monkey takes car out of city downtown to shopping center in order to renavigate back to the public urinal. Monkey knows it is west of the shopping center but in his rush to escape the rubble he only knows the approximate location. At the shopping center he finds the familiar orange van that has the same plumbing company logo from before. Monkey hops in the van and starts rushing back to the scene. In his rush he goes the wrong way and almost crashes the van spectacularly onto some giant rock formations in the southern zone of the city but he turns the car around to get back on track. They arrive back at the scene and uncover the giant piles of rubble that are built up. The rest of the monkeys friends are frozen solid underneath the rubble, somehow during the earthquake a leaky faucet caused a chain reaction from one monkey to another, freezing everyone in ice simultaneously. Our monkey was able to escape because he kept climbing up and up. They start unfreezing the monkeys one by one using the equipment in the van and as they do the monkey gods smile down upon them for lending a monkey hand for the good of monkeykind.