President Trashes WalMart

Date: 6/6/2018

Chris Evens was my boyfriend but he cheated on me with a Space Princess so we broke up. Later on I went to WalMart and Bill Clinton was there. He kept smelling the clothes that were hanging up and then dropping them onto the floor. I walked up to him from behind and tapped him on the shoulder and said "Mister President, what do you think you're doing?" He then glared at me but then continued throwing clothes onto the floor. Suddenly, Michael B Jordan and this other girl (who I apparently came to the store with) started yelling at him to stop too. A crowd of people then showed up and started throwing tomatoes and razor blades at him. I think I was too close because a lot of razor blades landed in my mouth. Luckily, I didn't get any cuts. Later on the three of us left the store. The girl we were with parted from us and Michael B Jordan took my hand. We were apparently dating, I guess. We got into a car and he drove us away. His hand was really cold! We were then driving down the highway when he asks me "Do you want kids?" I was caught off guard and nervously said "We're not even married!" "I know," he responded "but I just thought we should talk about it". I didn't end up giving him a response, instead I astral projected myself into the mountains where I was digging holes with an army of corgis. I feel like that was more my answer to the question "I don't want kids, I want corgis". The scene suddenly changed and I was at work. We were closing the store and doing recovery, but then a customer came out of nowhere and asked me where something was. Me and my coworkers started freaking out because we had been closed for a half an hour and didn't see this person at all.