I'm shaving my legs when I'm suddenly aware that I don't look like I really do. I wonder what my hair looks like. Suddenly I can see myself as a bystander. I see that I have olive skin tone (I'm of north European descent) and my hair is in a series of small braids. My hair is black at the roots, but dyed light green to the ends. My hair is long, waist length. Green hair?!? Olive skin? Dark brown eyes?