What am I supposed to eat ? Alien eggs??

Date: 4/28/2023

I was at a discount food store. I went to the egg aisle where I had to shimmy up between the fridge to get to the weird unwanted eggs. They put them on top of the fridge. Unwanted and dusty. There were also a lot of stale sugary things up there on sale from Christmas too ... Over 8 months ago. I didn't want those things. But there was some flan that looked good.. But I left it because I found what I wanted. It was an egg shaped like a flying saucer. It even was named flying saucer eggs!! It was half off 35 cents. I called to bill (, also bipolar) look this is what we need!!! Come help me so I don't break it. Well my vape fell out of my pocket and then fell and broke. I shimmy down and then realized it was all sticky. Way more sticky than vape liquid. It had knocked over a container of gel with food dye that the store owner had left. Similar in consistency to the strawberry gel I love to eat... However I couldn't quite sort out what the color was. The lighting was different. But I was ok. Because now that I had my alien eggs, I won't crave nicotine anymore. I tried to find the store owner to tell them about the dye. They were ignoring me but they went to the back and ignored me, but I yelled my confession and they were mad. I told them they left this thing open on the floor. Now there was broken glass. I didn't have tools to clean it up. And it was time to leave.