Nachooo-oh!

Date: 11/14/2019

I'm in a Home Ec class that's being filmed by a profeasional YouTube crew. We finish one recipe, now it's my turn to come up with a recipe on the spot. I look through the ingredients and pantry. I want to use French's crispy onions. The theme is Asian. I look at the clock and ask how much time I have. "Actually, this clock is wrong. We have about 5 minutes." I decide to make nachos. A dad is on the counter in a cupboard. I ask him for chips, open the bag, wash a cookie sheet, and get started. I'm in my front yard talking with my landlord/neighbor. My landlady/his wife comes up the driveway after her run. She's wearing spandex pants and a skimpy bikini top. She looks a little horrified and covers her breasts when she sees me.