“safari” college party

Date: 4/25/2020

so my friends told me that there was a college party i should go to but the only way the college lets people throw parties was if it they’re themed so they themed it “safari” and people had to bring african breed pets. i though i would be cool and bring a dog, a cat, and a bird, and have the cat sit on the dog and the bird sit on the cat and they would just ride each other at the party. apparently i wasn’t very original because two other people did the same thing. then david dobrik showed up with the rest of his squad and i was like “uh no i don’t want to be in a youtube video” and i went to one of the rooms. there was five people in the room and they were playing cards against humanity. it was really dark which i thought was odd. i sat down on the floor next to a couch that the only girl was sitting on. i looked up to talk to her and it was pam from the office. we were just chatting because we weren’t really into the game and i said to her “thank god my cat is an african breed” she nodded her head and then i leaned over and whispered to her “she’s not actually” and she laughed a lot. then i woke up.