Date: 5/2/2019
By DweebMyGuy
Aight so I was hyped to watch Captain Marvel and I was on my way to some early screening of it. On my way I saw Elementary kids jump this dude on a forklift. He died. I made it closer to the screening area when I found out that my Cousin-in-Law, Jake, owns an ice cream truck. I got in and was astonished and asked for some reason about a blue ribbon from a Lamborghini which was a rumor. He blamed my friend Chance for spreading that rumor. He brought up Osama which was his arch nemesis