best friends, ACTs, and Eli Manning

Date: 9/22/2016

I was in the mall getting ready to take my ACT amidst a huge crowd of teenagers. Among them was my best friend. Somehow she fell from the second floor of the mall and got a concussion. (She didn't die, miraculously.) She was unable to take her ACT and was devastated, since this was the last ACT she could retake before college applications were due. Fast forward to lunch period during actual school. My other best friend and I were sitting in our usual spot under the tree, when she was approached by two boys. They kept bothering her and eventually I told them, "You know she's dating Eli, right? [pause for dramatic effect] Eli... Manning?" (Her actual boyfriend's name is Eli.) (Also, I VIVIDLY remember saying this in my dream and it cracks me UP.) This intimidated the boys and they left us alone for the rest of lunch. My friend praised me for my brilliant way of evading the boys. tl;dr: best friend gets concussion and can't take ACT, other best friend is dating Eli manning apparently