Mom doing cookies in a jeep

Date: 7/17/2016

A very kind family was letting us drive their cars while we waited for our cars to deliver from somewhere. We drove to the family's house in the middle of the night in their white Audi wagon and we dropped jake off to drive a red roaster of some sort. I drove the Audi and my mom drove a green jeep. We went to a parking lot next to a Safeway across the street and my mom started doing wild cookies in the parking lot while we were yelling at her to stop because cops were watching from across the street. They came over and first said that was quite the show but then gave here a hefty ticket. I told her I was trying to stop her, but then like a lawyer she began naming off pieces of legal jargon that was swinging here out of the deal. She also blackmailed both cops while she was at it and she got them to drop the ticket and me and my brother were dumbfounded. Then something about Lin Manuel Miranda being my dad while I lived in a slanted house with slanted floors. I slid to the fridge from the top of the slanted floor and grabbed ice cream and beer.