That Time

Date: 5/13/2018

I was walking my dogs when a lockdown came on and everyone had to get inside their homes. Somehow, Cardi B got stuck in my home. As the lockdown progressed we became friends. She learned I was single and decided to get me “a man”. She chose my neighbor. Even tho the lockdown was still happening, she walked out and went to “buy me clothes”. She returned dragging my neighbor by the ear.