Date: 10/24/2016
By infinit
we were trying to find the high-school in Homer,il. it was my girlfriend, her mom, her mom's boyfriend and myself. her mom's boyfriend Dave was driving and I told him "tale a left here", "keep going straight" we passed two roads but we're stuck at a T intersection. I said "okay take a right here" to which my gf's mom said "pull over, he gave you the wrong direction now we have to walk." we were lost and walked through some road construction. the road construction was parts of the roads, giant squares of it missing with sand filling it in. Dave decided to call the cops he dialed 911 to which I shouted "No!" and said that he had to call the local police station. the he didn't hear me and the dispatcher told him the same thing. I pulled out my phone and got him the number for the police and we started walking to find the school. when he got ahold of the police they said they would have a car there shortly . the cop didn't arrive but I called the Poliece station back, and the dispatcher was a female she didn't sound professional and I said "hi" she said " are you the person on oak Street" I was confused and looked for a street sign then said "no" and she explained that someone was causing trouble on that road. I explained the situation to her and how we were looking for the school and she asked "is it for the play?" I said ye, though that wasn't really why we were there. she said she would send a cop car, but I realized we were at the school. I told her "nevermind we found it" and to which she replied "that's kinky" and I heard a toilet flush. she stated talking dirty and I ended the call. as I walked into the crowded room I followed my girlfriend and her family until I realized I had to go to the bathroom, I told them I would be right back. suddenly someone grabbed on my penis as I was walking. it was the dispatcher , she was here. she ushered me into the bathroom and she was wearing a pink hoodie. we got in the bathroom and she was rubbing me I was overcome with sexual tension and ushered her to the bathroom stall bit we both got grossed out because it had old poop in it. we didn't go in the stall and instead blocked the entrance. I pulled my pants down and she gave me a blow job. the scene fades out to me telling my girlfriend this story, she asks and how there was footage online on a website. this was brought up while we were having a discussion on weird things that happened to us. she asked "when did this happen to you " I had left out any detail involving her and her family and lied saying it was 5th grade" she said " well let's find out if you were telling the truth... she pulled up the website and found out it was actually the day before. I was caught and an argument occurred. for some reason the dream jumped to us all in a stranger's house, we were robbing them while they were asleep. my girlfriend and I walked into the family's bedroom and as I was grabbing something she said " have fun in jail fucker" and plugged the alarm back in . alarms were going off loudly and the family woke up . suddenly the husband said "that's a dick" everyone including myself was confused. and he pointed to a set of birthday balloons in the room. one of the balloons had "from dick Johnson" on it. in the next scene the cops were at the house talking to the family about how we were all nice and we didn't cause them harm or anything. we were the Nice's robbers he ever had the man exclaimed. the end.