Ghost Recon and Too Much Information for a Nocturnal Emission...

Date: 9/28/2019

By AJacobs

I slept during the day/evening. I know I was dreaming. It ended with me playing Ghost Recon (2001) on a laptop in a dark room in a large bed. Funnily, it was actually the start of Mission 3 I believe (I just checked, it is Mission 5, Gold Mountain), where the Ghosts have to "Get the Hell Out of Dodge" and get to the US Embassy in Tbilisi, Georgia, where the last evacuation chopper will be leaving. It is the first urban warfare mission in the game. Anyways, my dream included the very start of the mission. I pulled up the command map and moved the Ghosts into position to prepare for the two man patrol that appears to the East. Although in the mission, the command map was actually rotated/not fully real. I moved the Teams West when in the actual game they would be moved North (so the map was inaccurate in dream). It was a bit finicky or jittery trying to get the three teams to move. I think where I was trying to click was flickering or something. I even used the numbers 7 and 8 on the keyboard to set the Teams on Recon and Assault respectively. I even fumbled and clicked the wrong one at first trying to set it to Recon. I think the text in the upper left hand corner of the screen showing commands were there and red, however I don't think it showed lines of text for each Team as it would in real life. I recall engaging the two man Eastern hostile foot patrol. I shot miserably and just couldn't move the mouse and aim properly. I just remember shooting and missing. Other stuff must have happened... maybe... I eventually start to have a nocturnal emission... I get up and go to the edge of my bed and finish on my underwear and on the bedside... oops... I jizzed all over, crap. Then I actually wake up, and might actually still be in the process of ejaculating... I try to keep it in my underwear and get up to wipe myself before taking a shower.