No more old teachers

Date: 5/31/2019

To increase enrollment rates, my old high school decided to make a commercial advertising how they are proud to announce that they are getting rid of all of their elderly staff. They said that old people are toxic to the environment. This came without warning to all the elderly staff so when they arrived to the school in the morning, they found all of their things sitting in boxes outside. The principle came out and was yelling at them like dogs - “hey get out of here. Skat skat!!!” Unfortunately I never got to see if their marketing tactics paid off.