Pt2: Sri Lankan parrots

Date: 1/27/2020

I was back on this mad tropical island with my ex but I was still with my current girlfriend so I refused to do anything with this other girl bc in my mind I didn’t want to cheat. We were walking to the beach when she took off my pants and wanted to 69, she got ontop of me and started playing with my dick and tried to sit on my face while I tried to get her off. I was worried people would be coming by and 2 mins later an older Thai lady walked past giggling with her mother. Embarrassed, we moved onto the beach and sat to watch the sunset with little tiny squirrel creatures walking about in the sand. I spent most of the time covering my exposed skin to avoid the mosquitos and watching diving birds on the water. once night fell the trees filled with dark black & grey parrots. I had a pretzel in my pocket & I frisbee’ed it towards the trees causing hundreds of parrots to swoop down for the kill.. they rained feathers and shit on us as payback for the taunt.