I was in a supermarket on my hands and knees on the vegetables but there was a wooden stand on top of them and they were black wooden planks. My crush was dry humping me. While he was doing that, I was engraving our names into the wood with my nails. My friends walked into the aisle and they were gobsmacked. I was angry that they didn't invite me out with them but I was proud because they said I'd never get with him -cos he's a teacher. Then we played Mary Poppins the board game.