Empire Takes Over the World

Date: 6/25/2016

I was sitting in my living room watching TV when I looked outside my window and saw a huge AT-ST. I knew that this meant that the empire from Star Wars was coming to take over Earth. I rushed to my parents' closet to hide from the Empire. The Empire came into my house to find me but they didn't because I hid in my parents' closet. I then went back in the living room and I looked at the TV and I saw that the Empire took control but they needed information from someone to completely rule the world. I somehow knew that I had the information. Then a sexy robot sent by the empire with huge boobs came to seduce me into giving the information. She kept asking me what the "R-word" was. We made out which was cool but I still refused to tell her the word. Eventually she guessed that the word was retarded and she confirmed it by my shocked face. Then the Empire with that knowledge took over the world but they let the sexy robot become my wife so it turned out pretty ok in the end. The dream ended with me taking a bath with her.