what the fuck waterpark

Date: 4/10/2019

i had a dream i was at a waterpark/hotel that had a lot if colorful slides but apparently they were extremely dangerous...? so i climbed UP a slide to get down? and two of my friends were riding in this twin slide thing that had a PAINTBALL SIMULATOR at the end (wtf?) and a paintball hit me so i had to leave the hotel, but on the way i saw this little kid and kidnapped her...? so i get home and theres my crush dressed as a fucking stripper causing the little girl to just disappear? so she pins me up against the wall and for some reason starts screaming chicken noises while taking my shirt off... then she faints, gets up and takes me back to the waterpark.