Newborn Intern??

Date: 5/22/2018

I'm holding a child who was practically just born yet I'm talking to it and teaching it words, specifically, having it repeat names to me of different people. It's also pretty big for a newborn, and it's purple. I take it to a couple places where I'm at, including a fry stand. The kid wants to hang out with them, so I ask them if they're cool with having a buddy for the next year and pass off the kid. I tell them he'll help out.