Mom's Catalog & Being Elsa

Date: 8/28/2020

By montyroz

In the first dream, I wake up just as mom is leaving the house for Chansons. I ask her what's wrong, because she seems upset. "Oh, nothing," she says. "I just spent the whole night being bullied on Facebook." Then she leaves. Dad explains the situation to me: Mom made a catalog of back-to-school items so that families in need during COVID19 could easily order supplies and have them delivered by the community. She's posted her catalog in PDF form on Facebook, where some troll tore the whole thing apart, commenting how ugly all the stuff was, how it was designed badly, how she should never try to make anything again. Me and dad were pretty mad at this asshole. We were on the cusp of planning some way to troll him back when the dream ended. In #2, I was a newbie at a princess company. We were all getting dressed for a huge ball that would need as many characters as possible, and since I was new, I picked my costume last. Elsa was one of the cool princesses left over, so I got dressed up as her. At the ball, we all performed a big dance number together. I messed up the choreo a little bit, but the guests were too dazzled to notice. Then we got to mingle, and I talked to a bunch of kids in my fake princess voice. It was actually pretty fun.