dragon, smoothies, and out-of-time jokes

Date: 9/17/2016

I was watching Pocahontas with my grandmother, suddenly I became Pocahontas and was in a ship with pirates. We where at an isle, so we decided to look for gold. There was a construction and it was made of sand. We went up the staircase and there was a skeleton with a chalice with on of his feet on something. The chalice started filling with wine and his eyes too (he was wearing pirate clothes) he looked at us, his face was wrinkly, gray, and very old. He said that in ancient times, dragons lured the earth, then, a gigantic dragon came of the walls (I thought it was just part of the wall, and the pirate's foot was on his foot) I thought about saying it looked like the Smaug (from LOTR) and he should say "I am fire, I am death", but it just wasn't the moment for jokes. We started running towards the door, but I wasn't finding my kitty (ziggy) so I went upstairs, got him and ran. As I got to the door, there where other pirates there, and some rocks where on the exit. The pirates outside where looking for something to pull the rocks. My friend (Nina) found a log and just pulled the rocks. After I got out I said I was thirsty, so one of my pirate friends gave me a cup from a juice store that had coconut milk and cinnamon, and I told him it looked like jizz. We got to the beach and there where many castaways there chilling and playing cards, some of them where even sunbathing. I went to the ocean and a reporter was talking to a camera about how one of the castaways was found there even though he knew there where lobsters and tongues and rocks there. I couldn't get out of the ocean, the waves didn't let me.