Catch Up

Date: 2/17/2021

I have been really lazy of late and there are dreams I remembered but didn't record. Unfortunately as time goes on they become more fuzzy but I want to get down what I do remember. 1) Brian and the nuclear printer I was in a large room with a stone floor and there was large printer in the middle of the room. This printer was very old fashioned, like an old high speed line printer. Big old machine. There is a crowd of people gathered round this printer trying to figure out why it wasn't working. A work colleague of mine, Brian, makes an appearance and makes everyone aware that the printer was nuclear powered and that was the problem (no power). 2) Fiona's Perfume Bottle A girl I knew briefly in the early 00's, Fiona, and I are walking down a dark street. She is carrying a large ceramic container which she tells me is what she used to keep her perfume in. She gives the bottle to me for somewhere to store my after shave. I talk about us being "friends" as I know she doesn't want a "relationship" 3) Corrupt Football Manager The dream starts off fairly weirdly as I am entering a glass cubicle in a room. As I am doing so a guy I used work alongside a long time ago, Iain Robertson, enters the room. The glass cubicle is actually a toilet and I need to take a dump. But I start to feel conscious because someone else is in the room outside. Total scene change and I am at my old primary school in the play area we called The Jungle. I am there with two mates Jack n Mark. Apparently we are doing a dodgy deal as football managers. Tapping players with dodgy cash or something, I can't remember. What I do remember is that (and this happened twice) whenever the dodgy transaction was mentioned it was represented as a slice of serrano ham (I know, weird). Anyway the sound of helicopters came from up above and we knew we had been rumbled. Suddenly Mark makes a bolt for it and jumps over a wall never to be seen again. Jack and I were captured and were roughly manhandled.