Paper hats

Date: 8/8/2018

I'm at work and a guy comes up to me and asks how many paper hats we have in the building so I take off my shirt and start searching the store for paper hats. I get sidetracked when someone gets on the loudspeaker to ask a trivia question. They ask "What is the name of Heathcliff the cat's girlfriend?" and it makes me angry that I don't know the answer.