Vulture Culture

Date: 5/17/2024

Idk. I was just taking my cat to the vet when I saw huge planes flying overhead. Next thing I knew I was also seeing balloons, or rather parachutes. They were slowing the fall of both soldiers and tanks. That said, tanks were coming down around me smashing buildings and what not down. Very scary. *I wake up and fell back asleep.* Now I’m dreaming that I’m a vulture?!? Idk. Either way though, I’m flying alongside what’s probably another vulture. We land down at a gas station. Then we find some food covered in plastic wrap that’s been kind of discarded. So now I’m using my beak and talons to free the food which is soon to be revealed as grapefruit and pineapple. Yum. Not sure how, but I have a purse, and so does my vulture friend. We split the food so that one of us is carrying one fruit and I’m carrying the other. Once we’re done with that, a human walks over to us. It’s my online friend Odin. We then talk for a bit. However, this attracts the attention of the gas station’s owner. So he comes out and begins to yell at us. However, before my vulture ass can be hurt, Odin protects my friend and I as we take back to the skies.