TURKEYS! :D 7:43pm nap

Date: 7/18/2019

There was a turkey gobbling in my home, it was in the main room where your would be fireplace and marbled floors be. Sofas were positioned. I chased it for minutes till i caught up to it, then i squeuuzed and pet it, then let it go. I was bored and alone, so tried to catch it again, but this time it escaped thru a medium divide in the sofa. Assuming it would come out the other side, i couldnt see it as another sofa was blocking my perception from another angle. Confused i saw 5 turkeys out in the backyard laying eggs non stop and hatching every second they plopped. They didn't seem spooked by me But petting them made them eventually fly away over the fence. There was just a rogue turkey with a funny peacock haircut left, which i spoke to. It was eating all the yolk the turkeys left behind when they layed eggs I asked and said. i really love you all, and that you and all your friends are welcomed back anytime and i wouldnt eat them (even though it was nearing Thanksgiving). It spoke back surprisingly, and said that was appreciated, ill let them know. Then it was at that moment, i understood the language of the turkeys. talking to the rogue Turkey, i learned it spoke two languages, spider and turkey. And asked "hey is that like learning spanish and english for humans where it takes time and practice or do you just know it already?" So it went off and i heard them talking over the fence Because i could understand Turkey now. They spoke, "she said we are welcomed back and didnt mean to spook us with her weird pets." The turkey in the crowed that i chased and petted the most responded by "ok but i dont really like her and dont really feel like coming back". Which made me sad. :(